Please remember as you read this, I was not on any mind-altering drugs when I had this bizarre dream.
I dreamt I was on a whale-watching boat out at sea somewhere and there were a lot of other people on the boat too.
Some of these people I knew. They were either family or friends, but many were complete strangers.
We had all been gathered at the back of the boat for some time watching a pod of dolphins. There were no whales around and we were all happy to have dropped anchor and enjoy the dolphins’ company.
The back of the boat had been lowered to form two wooden platforms suspended by chains. The lower platform was covered in about four inches or so of water – which of course fluctuated a bit although the ocean was fairly still and flat.
After some time, people were beginning to lose interest in the dolphins and began drifting away one by one.
Then a little boy was sitting on the top platform while his father, a tall skinny man, ran back and forth along the bottom platform showing off to his son. All of a sudden he slipped and hurt himself as he fell into the water.
Those of us who had been watching him laughed and basically said he deserved it because he was being stupid when he should have been setting a good example for his little boy and a younger child who had been watching him.
As other passengers helped him out of the water, I comforted the little boy who was shivering and wet, and crying. I held him close and wrapped him in a soft blanket. He soon calmed down and the mother took him, the other child and the stupid father into the cabin.
The other passengers and crew where already inside. Some were lying on bunk beds and others were involved in a game of cards. I had followed the young family inside but decided I would rather be outside watching the dolphins.
When I returned to the back of the boat I stood on the top platform, which hung below the height of the deck. Most of the dolphins had gone and the others were slowly moving, all except one.
I watched this lone dolphin for a while and our eyes met a couple of times. Then she swam over to the boat and began to climb aboard. At this point she looked more like a seal than a dolphin. Anyway, she climbed aboard and I went to sit on the deck to see what would happen.
I felt a little scared but thought she wouldn’t be climbing aboard to attack me … she was probably just curious about us as we were about her. So I sat there and just watched as she climbed aboard and came to be next to me.
I patted her and found that she was not smooth like I had expected but furry, like a seal. I commented about it out loud and to my surprise she answered me.
She said most people reacted that way when she spoke. Then she produced from somewhere this orange thing that looked a bit like an oversized kazoo. It was about 15cm long and had a cord attached to one end. She put it in her mouth and inhaled. I asked her what she was doing and she told me she had asthma and that because she lived in the sea, she was unable to use Ventolin and used this orange device to deliver her medication.
I was surprised and asked where she had got it from. She looked equally surprised that I would ask such a stupid question and told me they had a chemist under the sea.
I left her while I ran inside to let everyone know that this wonderful animal had climbed aboard … and could talk.
But no one took any notice of me, so I went back to the dolphin and continued to chat to her. I don’t know what we talked about but we seemed to be in deep conversation for a long time.
Next thing I was aware of was that we were back at the jetty. For some reason the dolphin had to go somewhere on land, but we knew that if she just walked around, which she assured me she could, she would attract too much attention and if scientists knew that she could walk and talk, she would be locked up and studied.
Everyone else had left the boat and I began to look around for disguise. I eventually found a fisherman’s jacket, pants and hat, all bright yellow, and helped the dolphin to get dressed.
For some reason her face was more like a seal’s and there was no pointy nose, but we couldn’t let her go out with grey, shiny skin. I found some makeup and lathered her face with it so it looked the colour of human skin.
Then we walked ashore, along the jetty to dry land, arm in flipper.
Told it was a bizarre dream!